Just for Fun, 'Cause we need some fun
BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.
This took place in Charlotte, North
Carolina
A
lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars,
then insured them against, among other things,
fire.
Within
a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these
great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the
insurance
company.
In
his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were
lost 'in a series of small
fires.'
The
insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious
reason, that the man had
consumed the cigars in the normal
fashion.
The
lawyer sued and WON
!
(Stay with
me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the
insurance company that the claim was frivolous.. The judge
stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the
company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were
insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure them
against fire, without defining what is considered to be
unacceptable 'fire' and
was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather
than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the
insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to
the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in
the 'fires'.
NOW FOR THE
BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company
had him arrested on 24 counts of
ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim, and testimony from the
previous case, being used against him, the lawyer was
convicted of intentionally
burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24
months in jail and a $24,000
fine.
This true story won
First
Place in last year's Criminal
Lawyers Award
Contest.
ONLY
IN AMERICA
!
I wonder if Bioresonance would help them?
Differrent Effects
Strange how the therapy effects different people in different ways; sometimes a client will 'feel' things happening like vibration on the skin or pulses in certain muscles, other times - nothing. Some clients fall asleep while others appear to waken up. Some report significant changes after therapy, others report nothing and yet later will agree there has been significant change.
Why are there such a variety of reactions?
There does not seem to be a single or complete answere to this question but personality seems to be a factor. I would hypothosise from the observations I have made that keinsetic personalities (touchy feely types) seem to have the most noticeable reaction with Type 'A's (organised, targeted individuals) seem to display lettle or no reaction. However the good news is that whatever the observations the resonances still seem to get through and the work is still done so it is still a win win result.
Bioresonance Helps Again
It is often the smallest things which make the biggest difference to people's lives. A friend of mine had been a regular sufferer with painful menstruation and mood swings but as with most women said nothing, just got on with it because that is what you do!
One session of Bioresonance and - no the pains did not disappear but they were reduced to the point where they were no longer ' in the way'. The biggest result however were the mood swings; there were no mood swings.
With this success in mind I decided to try a friend with menopause problems, flushes, sweats, mood swings etc. After one session the flushes and sweating stopped, after two sessions so did the mood swings. Three sessions cemented the whole therapy. It has now been two months and life for her has returned to normal.
Now that is a result.
My other friend with PMT, well she does need another top up so only time will tell if a series of treatments will result in a permanent return to discomfort free periods. Watch this space!
And something else to put a smile on your face...
The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986. The Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Neneh Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.
For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born. CDs have existed since they were born. Michael Jackson has always been white. To them, John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could ever have been a god of dance.
Now let's check if we're getting old...
1) You understand what was written above and you smile.
2) You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3) Your friends are getting married/already married.
4) You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5) When you see children with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6) Having read this, you're thinking of forwarding it to a number of other friends because you know they'll like it too...
Perhaps its time to wonder why the knuckles on your fingers are swelling and get painful when you make a fist, why your knees are painful after walking upstairs.
The men amongst know what I mean when I say it is sometimes necessary to check there is not a map of Africa down the trouser leg when coming out of the toilet and for the ladies is that flush and sweat due to exercision or age?
Check out Cheshire Bioresonance we can help in many ways. Rebalance, get active put a smile back on your face.
I've stopped smoking, now what do I do?
A common question many people ask. Let's face it after smoking for .......how many years?........what are you going to do with your hands, when you want to think, strike a pose, appear urbane/sexy/worldly, how to do it without the ever present ciggy?
Not easy.
Now examine the case, is it really urbane/sexy/worldly to hold a burning, smoking, smelly stick of tobacco which from time to time is inserted in the mouth and puffed (usually in the faces of those around you). What is sexy about that; smelling like a used ash tray.
Surely urbanity is in the way we look and speak and the truly worldly know about the dangers of tobacco and so don't use it.
So there we stand hands in pockets/clutching bag wondering what to do